Turkeys have decided that enough is enough and are now taking our cities by storm. Guess yall gotta eat ham instead.

I, for one, welcome our new leaders.

Going by the popular Outsider = Reform algorithm that many Joe Sixpacks and Hockey Moms have been parroting, here’s a list of other people who would also be great reformist maverick Vice Presidents:

Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds
Rachel Ray
Osama bin Laden
LaDainian Tomlinson
Jerry O’Connell
The Numa Numa Kid
DJ Qbert
Jesse Camp
Christopher Knight
Jim McIlvaine

Since it is so busy here at work, I will review Lil Wayne’s new release “Tha Carter 3.” I know he’s the world’s hottest emcee right now, at least to all the hip hop Internets nerds. Now I’ve only heard him on a couple songs in the past and I will say he’s a lot better when he’s not on a track alone. Whether he is the guest star or he has a guest on the song with him, he becomes a lot easier to listen to when it’s not just him. I don’t find him a bad emcee, I just don’t find him to be enjoyable at all to listen to.

The most of what I know of Lil Wayne is he has kissed Baby on the lips and that would be fine if not for the really scary relationship they seem to have. You know, how Weezy calls Baby his Daddy, and has rhymes like “Baby is the Daddy, my Daddy is a Baby, Now I’m the Baby of my Daddy who’s a Baby” or some shit. It’s creepy because that’s not actually his f-cking father. The rest of what I know of Lil Weezy Ana is that he once dated Trina and cried when she broke up with him, and Gillie da Kid supposedly ghostwrote a lot of his better rhymes from early in his career. Oh and Wayne also is addicted to sizzurp…

So because I can’t really stand more than a lil Lil Wayne (see what I did there?), I have not listened to his new album, or really any of his albums or mixtapes. So I will review “Tha Carter 3” based on song titles alone. (more…)

I like how at the 00:17 mark, the panda just runs up the dude like “Get buck! Nah, I don’t want jewelry. I want your jacket!”

Pandas: they may be cute, but they’ll strip you naked.

Is Ghostface the Greatest Of All Time because of this kind of shit? Or in spite of it?

Either way this shit had me cracking up.

“Call some-f*ckin-body and get the f*ckin doll aite?”

So long 07!

Did anyone know there was a player named Jyles Tucker playing for the San Diego Chargers?

The rookie recovered a fumble for a touchdown yesterday in a win over the Raiders. I’ve heard of people with Giles as a last name, but this is new.

His name is Jyles, pronounced like Giles.

Or is my name Giles, pronounced like Jyles?

Oh the movie never ends it goes on and on and on and on…

According to blackfilm.com, there is a movie in the works about the Juice Crew. Holy shit!

So apparently the actress who played Akeelah is gonna be Roxanne Shante, which got me saying like…word? I thought she was like 11, but after reading up on her, she seems like a good choice. A+ for you guys.

Surprised about Cuba Gooding Jr as Marley Marl, and looking forward to David Banner as Biz. But I’m casting the movie in my head. Please play along:

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OK fam, I’m kind of not that good with technology (ayo), but that don’t stop me from trying. I went into my website’s stats to see what people are searching for when they end up at gilesli.com and most of the results are not surprising. “Giles Li” seems to be a common one, as does “Beats Rhymes and Rice” and some other usual suspects…but there are a few search terms on the list, that I just don’t know how they led to my page at all. Read on to be amazed. Or mildly confused maybe.

asians have no soul
When I enter these words into Google, not only do I find my site, but also Dandiggity and Oliver Wang. I have to wonder was someone looking for a mention of this opinion because they wanted some proof? I shudder to think it was a self-loathing Asian person, because if s/he found his/her way to my website…there may already be no hope left. I seem to inspire more self-loathing among the self-loathers. Moving on…

nationality of mike lowell red sox
So, what, no Wikipedia? In case the seeker of this information has been regularly revisiting this site in hopes I would address this question one day, here it is (as copied from Wikipedia): Michael Averett Lowell (born February 24, 1974 in San Juan, Puerto Rico) is a Puerto Rican Major League Baseball third baseman born in Puerto Rico of Cuban descent as well as a cancer survivor.

See? He’s Puerto Rican three times! But he’s of Cuban descent.

nerd shit
…yeah. That’s about right.

scottie nguyen tila tequila (more…)