Since it is so busy here at work, I will review Lil Wayne’s new release “Tha Carter 3.” I know he’s the world’s hottest emcee right now, at least to all the hip hop Internets nerds. Now I’ve only heard him on a couple songs in the past and I will say he’s a lot better when he’s not on a track alone. Whether he is the guest star or he has a guest on the song with him, he becomes a lot easier to listen to when it’s not just him. I don’t find him a bad emcee, I just don’t find him to be enjoyable at all to listen to.

The most of what I know of Lil Wayne is he has kissed Baby on the lips and that would be fine if not for the really scary relationship they seem to have. You know, how Weezy calls Baby his Daddy, and has rhymes like “Baby is the Daddy, my Daddy is a Baby, Now I’m the Baby of my Daddy who’s a Baby” or some shit. It’s creepy because that’s not actually his f-cking father. The rest of what I know of Lil Weezy Ana is that he once dated Trina and cried when she broke up with him, and Gillie da Kid supposedly ghostwrote a lot of his better rhymes from early in his career. Oh and Wayne also is addicted to sizzurp…

So because I can’t really stand more than a lil Lil Wayne (see what I did there?), I have not listened to his new album, or really any of his albums or mixtapes. So I will review “Tha Carter 3” based on song titles alone. (more…)