Sorry Miss Saigon, You Suck. Actually I’m not sorry.
London recently saw the world premiere of the musical adaptation of the novel (and subsequent film) Gone with the Wind. Seventy-nine shows later, it’s been canceled.
Various reviews online pan it, saying it aims to condense too much into a play. As many of you probably know, the story focuses on a love story between some rich bratty Southern Belle, and a suave pro-slavery capitalist. The backdrop is the Civil War, and tied up in the setting of everything is the historical understanding of race and slavery, war, economic development and exploitation, and…well, isn’t that a lot already? We all know it’s risky business to set a love story against such ominous historical events, unless you can convey the gravity the situation and its effect on the people who lived it.
So the musical tried to do that by having actors playing slaves singing a happy jaunty song entitled “Negroes for Sale.” And that is astounding. That someone thought it would be acceptable to portray slaves as jazz-handsing their way into a lifetime of brutal torture and rape is beyond me.
Or it was at first, but then I realized that there’s a long history of playing up pain and suffering for ticket sales. It’s more than a little appalling to think an interpersonal love story could be so compelling as to turn slavery – slavery! – into just another fact of the day. A musical certainly could convey the dire conditions of an historical era and harsh realities of life in that time, but it appears that “Gone with the Wind” didn’t, so good riddance.
But it has to make you really wonder about the continued popularity of “Miss Saigon,” doesn’t it? More than 2 million Vietnamese killed, another 50,000+ American soldiers killed – not to mention the millions of casualties in other parts of Southeast Asia, the mentally ill and amputee veterans, the birth defect-causing chemical weapons, the exploitation of the Vietnamese people by American and European economic and military forces, which continue to this day? The perpetual state of poverty in Vietnam and in fact across much of Southeast Asia is directly and indirectly traceable back to one event more than any other, and that is the American War in Vietnam.
So you would think it didn’t make any sense to set a love story against this horrid horrid backdrop. (Plot refresher: American GI returns to Vietnam years later to find he fathered a son with a Vietnamese prostitute his friend bought him who for some fucking reason nobody knows fell in love with him and waited loyally for him – and killed her own evil Vietnamese boyfriend – only to find he had married his American girlfriend, then she conveniently kills herself so her son can have a better life in America. Everybody’s happy! Or you know, everybody white the audience can identify with.) For the “Gone with the Wind” musical to make slaves sing and dance, they made a conscious decision to ignore context of the original plotline – inexcusable to say the least. For “Miss Saigon,” partially based on the opera “Madam Butterfly,” they didn’t even make a conscious decision to ignore parts of the story. For them, there was no story to ignore; the story was simply and solely the “romance” between Thuy and Whateverhisname. Miss Saigon’s source material is not a 1,000 page novel, but essentially the Vietnam War itself. So that means anything that was written for the musical is written only to advance the story. The war is nothing more than backdrop, is perhaps the least important part of the story. It’s disgusting. No other way to say it.
When atrocities are reduced to plot devices, then it’s no longer outside the realm of imagination to create a world in which American soldiers and Vietnamese prostitutes are simultaneously having equal giving and taking relationships, and the only negative to arise from them is broken hearts and fatherless children, you know, “the living reminder of all the good we failed to do.” A world where the flashy colorful opening number features the line “Let me buy you a girl!” A world where all the Americans are good or at least redeemable, and all the Asians are conveniently dead, evil, or mute.
War? What’s that?
This all seems pretty goddamn common sense to me. But you wouldn’t believe the kind of support this stupid play receives, that for whatever reason didn’t materialize for “Gone with the Wind.” Back in 2004, we – meaning Boston Progress Arts Collective – put on an artistic response show entitled “Missed Sigh Gone” (thanks to Bao Phi for the title), which wow, just elicited the most cuckoo suckaducks out the woodwork. I mean, we got threats! And naysayers were using every mode of attack they could think of – even trying to convince us that our satirical design for the publicity materials was copyright infringement!
Anyway man, it’s plainly obvious to me, but it’s disturbing that I know more people in this country probably disagree than agree with me on this.
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June 5th, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Yeah, a lot of people will disagree with you re: Miss Saigon sucking. That’s because a lot of people are stupid.
The two most popular Vietnamese people in America are probably Tila Tequila and the dude who wrote the Patriot Act. And whatever actress happens to be playing Miss Saigon at the moment, Viet or otherwise. Ain’t that a shame.
Some of the stupidest, ugliest stuff i’ve ever encountered was during the times I’ve protested this bullshit ass play. If this is the greatest love story of our time, please somebody get me a time machine so I can travel back in time and kill it and do everybody a favor.
Plays like this make me hate people.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:21 PM
When we did our response show, we got an email or a message board comment saying “art should be made by professionals, not amateurs with agendas!”
HAHAHAHA!
oh this racism is killing me inside.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:40 PM
professionals = wealthy well-connected amateurs with agendas.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:05 PM
(This is Eric C. from Emerson/now NYU):
The Miss Saigon phenomenon might make at least an iota of sense if the issue that’s played up in the end of the musical (abandoned hapa children throughout Vietnam, to say nothing of East Asia writ large) for emotional weight/gravitas was actually something the producers cared about. But no – musical theater is such a huge (and relevant…?) investment altogether, they can’t possible devote any profits to, oh, I don’t know. Pearl S. Buck International, or some other fairly well-known charity.
I watched a Korean production of it back home and it was pretty disheartening, to say the least. Not to mention confusing as hell (couldn’t tell who was supposed to be white at some points).
Anyway. I totally agree. Personally, if Miss Saigon is what passes for “art” nowadays, I think my plans to immigrate to Denmark are going to have to be sped up a bit.
…And since when has art become a profession?
July 27th, 2008 at 9:33 PM
What kills me is that so many Asian Americans (women especially) love this show. They don’t seem to care about the context, as long as the love story somehow involves a cute Asian girl and cute white guy. I’ve even seen Vietnamese restaurants named “Miss Saigon.” *puke*
Hey Giles, I saw the great slideshow you had about this a while back. Do you still have it online somewhere?
December 27th, 2008 at 5:48 AM
I think it’s silly to put so much effort into hating Miss Saigon. There are plenty of shows out there that I have to role my eyes over and shake my head, wondering how the heck people enjoy “that crap”. But it only goes as far as rolling my eyes and shaking my head. First of all…Art being a profession is nothing new (Eric). Art has been a profession since the 18th century at the very very very very earliest.
I don’t believe Miss Saigon is an amazing musical. But I don’t think it’s as terrible as you’re claiming…though whether or not it’s good at all is one person’s opinion. I do not like the fact that it basically threw out the story of Madam Butterfly, yet stuck to the very basic plot line of it (barely). However, the story is focusing on two people and their story. The story can be fit into any time period and any war. So of course, the war IS a minor detail to Miss Saigon, as it should be. In fact, the Vietnam war was probably the best setting to place this story in because Saigon was FILLED with these types of situations…
So no. The story is not as great as it should be. But it doesn’t deserve a huge bashing against it. I just think it’s funny that people waist their time complaining and working against a beautiful love story, when there’s sooo much more out there that we should be fighting against. Why can’t we except the fact that sometimes, a story is meant for entertainment, and not all facts have to line up with every little detail?
And as for what passes for art these days, I WISH Miss Saigon was what was passing as such. Instead we have rap music and profain crap on tv that is passing for art.