Method Man said RZA was the “sharpest mufucka in the whole Clan.”

Daisuke Matsuzaka just pitched 3-hit ball into the 6th (taken out too early!), knocked in two runs with a single in the 3rd, and flashed the leather to trap Kaz Matsui in a rundown between second and third base. So for tonight, that qualifies him as the RZA of the Boston Red Sox.

I know you don’t really care. But I don’t care what you say.

Also wanted to pass on this quote from Red Sox firstbaseman Kevin Youkilis, talking about not starting Game 3 of the World Series:
“It’s really not a big deal, to tell you the truth. We have wars going on over in the Middle East, and people are wondering if Kevin Youkilis is going to play first base?”

Say word Kevin. I would post some opinions about the way MLB has tried to market itself as the most American of major sports since 9/11, but I’m a little drunk. But do we really need to hear the Star Spangled Banner and God Bless America during every baseball game? If we had to choose one, could we just replace the former with the latter? It’s more pleasing to the ear and doesn’t glorify war.

Failing that, could we replace it with this?

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